I’m binging on Parks and Rec. Well shit.
FAVORITE PARKS & RECREATION MOMENTS: ONE (OR MORE) PER EPISODE
029. → 207, “Greg Pikitis”(The bell rings and kids filter out of their classrooms. Leslie waits patiently in the hall until a blonde teenager walks out and to his locker. She approaches him.)
LESLIE: Greg Pikitis.
PIKITIS: You’re the parks lady, right?
LESLIE: Yeah, that’s right. I’m the parks lady. Leslie Knope. And I’m here to tell you that this year? It ends.
LESLIE: (To the camera.) Ugh, this kid makes me crazy. We got a history, Greg and I. He absolutely terrorizes the parks system. Every Halloween, someone defaces the statue of Mayor Percy in Ramsett Park. And I know it’s Greg Pikitis, but I’ve never been able to prove it. He’s like an invisible, adolescent, James Bond, supervillain, criminal mastermind. …or maybe someone else is doing it, but I really feel like it’s this kid.
